Monster Inside: America's Most Extreme Haunted House
★★

Watched 13 Oct 2023

HOOP-X #56 (Bonus Kill #06) of CINEMONSTER's Hooptober X: Hooptober, Hooptober Let Satan Come Over

My Fully Weird List and Complete Set of Reviews can be found here: Slappy McGee's Hoop-Tober 10.0 List.

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Big surprise: three young Gen Z'ers (or Gen Z adjacents) who love to be tortured and are looking for fame and fortune seek out the world's most infamous sadist to do exactly that to them, they sign away their legal rights with a book-length set of waivers and then when he does EXACTLY WHAT HE PROMISED AND WHAT THEY WANTED -- they have regrets and bitch and moan about it.

Life is so unfair, ain't it.
Idiots.


* One of the dum-dums touts how she is a very STRONG-MINDED person and then proceeds to give us example after example of how utterly WEAK-MINDED and MENTALLY FRAGILE she actually is. Completely self-deluded.

* Another one loves humiliation so much and doesn't want to "disappoint her fans" that she actually goes back for a second try to "win the $20,000" for "completing the tour" - which no one has ever done - and ends up having angry regrets. Yeah, no shit.

* Another one has PTSD so bad, he just wants to feel emotions... and when he does, he is filled with shame, humiliation, sadness and regrets. This from a guy who said that an Extreme Haunted House could not call itself that if there's not being a felony committed. Whatever, dude.


Yeah, NONE of this CONDONES what the subject of the documentary RUSS MCKAMEY does. Hell, he doesn't even do it for a living. He has to work at Wal-Mart to pay the bills. That right there should tell you something about how much he LOVES to torture people both physically and mentally.


Yes. This guy is a nutjob.


But if you SIGN UP FOR EXACTLY THIS and WAIVE ALL LIABILITIES ... then quit yer bitching, shut up and go seek for your "fame and fortune" elsewhere.

...again, I'll say it:

Idiots.

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