"It's all in the programming, baby."

Hoop-tober Dix Chapter Seven: No

Failure. Trash. The worst movie, in fact, that I've ever watched for Hoop-tober. Hobgoblins and Monster A Go-Go! were unmistakably terrible, but they weren't particularly cynical, unlike this insulting cash-in horseshit. Tack on a half-star (and pour one out, R.I.P.) for Tiny Lister, the only cast member who doesn't actively embarrass himself.