HOOP-X #06 of CINEMONSTER's Hooptober X: Hooptober, Hooptober Let Satan Come Over

My Fully Weird List and Complete Set of Reviews can be found here: Slappy McGee's Hoop-Tober 10.0 List.

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"Remind me again. Why are we going camping with that JOCK, that CHEERLEADER, and that fucking STONER?"

... yeah, I'm in the right place.

The movie opens with the following super-imposed quote:

"There is no terror in the bang,
only in the anticipation of it."
~ Alfred Hitchcock ~

These kids know what they're up to.
And I approve.

So - to cut the suspense and get it out of the way - there was PLENTY OF FUCKING IN THE WOODS going on in this movie.

These people don't listen to warnings.
Just sayin'...

Man, I had a blast watching this one. Hell of a lot of fun.
Not a bit of substance to it, but a lot of humor and good pacing.
It just gets right to it.

There is a funny curse that I don't think I've ever heard before. Someone says: "You fucking cunt-a-saurus!" Made me laugh out loud. Yeah, not sure I've ever heard that one.

The only negative thing was the "monster" wasn't that scary. It didn't look very good at all really. No real backstory. Just a monster that hated people fucking in the woods really. Let's just call it:

Amish Al

"I'm Amish Al and I hate you kids fucking in the woods! Now I will rip out your guts. See ya later, I'm off to churn butter!"

PS... stick around after the credits for BLOOPERS and a super quick tease of a SEQUEL!!!

PPS... I just looked. THERE IS A FUCKING SEQUEL!!! Okay, adding that to my HoopTober Bonus Movie List that I watch after I complete all my original films!