i love Emily Blunt and Margaret Fairchild so much that it makes me overlook the ridiculous idea that the world would stop if it were revealed that aliens existed.

man. the intro of Angelique should have been so much cooler.

abso-fucking-lutely not. waste of my goddamn time, insulting to my intelligence. how ppl think this is good in any way baffles me. Madison is fine, i guess, but literally the second most insufferable movie ive seen this year. i feel like im having stroke, what the fuck are people seeing in this.

my normal reviews don't cut it here