Horror Express
β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…

Watched 21 Oct 2022

#Hooptober9

πŸ’€ NUMBER TWENTY FIVE πŸ’€
πŸ’€ TWO CHRISTOPHER LEE FILMS πŸ’€

"Horror Express" (1972)
* dir: Eugenio Martin
* Horror / Suspense / The Thing From The Orient Express
[ β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜… / β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜… ]

- "But what if one of you is the monster?"
- "Monster? We're British, you know!"

"Horror Express" brilliantly mashes together two of my personal loves: trains, and Christopher Lee with a powerful 70s 'stache discovering an ancient humanoid missing-link snowbeast creature with glowing red eyes that internally boils people alive until they literally turn into smoothbrains while speeding through the frozen 1908 pre-war Manchurian countryside. Also: Rasputin is there for some reason, and Telly Savalas eventually shows up looking like Hugh Hefner with a cavalry sabre.

It's just like "The Polar Express", except not nearly as existentially terrifying.

Block or Report

Aaron Dane Shanley liked these reviews