Synopsis
A Native American owner of a kitschy roadside museum accidentally brings to life three dinosaur fossils. Now really annoyed, the giant dinos wreak havoc on the small town and the local university.
Directed by Colin Ferguson
A Native American owner of a kitschy roadside museum accidentally brings to life three dinosaur fossils. Now really annoyed, the giant dinos wreak havoc on the small town and the local university.
Ataque Triássico, Dinozor Saldırısı, Triassic attack - Il ritorno dei dinosauri, Jurassic támadás, Atak dinozaurów, タイム・パニック, Ataque Triásico
Had fun watching the CGd boney dino's along with their spirit roars.
Guy that plays Dakota was very touchy feely with young Emilia Clarke.
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So I did some math. Emilia Clarke is only 12 years younger than the actress playing her mom. Savannah (Emilia's character) is supposed to be 17, (she looks 23 but whatever) if we assume that her mother was 12 when she had her, (which yikes) that would make her mom 29. Her mom is a Doctor, and teaches at a college, which means a couple things if we assume that it only took her 8 years to get the doctorate, and the seven years it takes to get tenure, that means that she was only 14 upon entering college, two years after she gave birth to Emilia Clarke. Now at some point, she met Emilia Clarke's dad, the actor is…
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Syfy Week
So really the only reason anyone would want to watch this is because Emilia Clarke is in it. ("Who's that?" you ask? You probably don't need to watch this). Unless you're like me and enjoy these goofy SyFy movies and the idea of killer dinosaur fossils makes you giddy. Then maybe you should watch this, even if you don't know who Emilia Clarke is. I'm assuming most of the people I see listing this for sale know who she is though cause last time I looked, this dvd was pretty pricey.…
Un ciego filmó esto o no me explico como todo está tan de la verga.
Lo más gracioso es que esto salió sólo meses antes del estreno de Game of Thrones, serie que catapultó a Emilia Clarke al estrellato.
Imagina un día enfrentarte a esqueletos de Dinosaurios en una película de serie B que costó 3 varos y al otro ser la Madre de los Dragones de una serie en la que cada capítulo costaba 5 millones de dólares, las vueltas de la vida.
After some vague backstory work involving the local native American population, personified by Dakota (Raoul Trujillo), and the local wealthy university head called Richmond (Christopher Villiers), Sheriff Jake (Steven Brand) is caught in the middle, between family and the law. But after Jake makes a crack about Dakota selling rubber tomahawks at his little store, all hell breaks loose when Dakota "accidentally" summons some spirits which inhabit some local CGI dino bones and start making impossible sounds and attacking everybody who still has flesh. Jake's paleontologist ex Emma (Kristy Mitchell) and teenaged daughter Savannah (Emilia Clarke) get quickly involved, 'cause stakes, as Dakota and Jake try to work out how to stop the ongoing, confusing and bizarre Triassic Attack.
This…
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Que una actriz inglesa haga de una chica con sangre nativo americana que invoca espíritus es alguna nueva clase de colonialismo, no?
Una risa constante. Primero las escápulas del Rex, que parece que no han visto un esqueleto en su vida. Luego la escena de los aplausos, simplemente genial. Y así muchas más. Me da pena el cornudo, al que al final dejan pese a todo.
Triassic Attack could easily be among the greatest horror films of the decade. With a truly ensemble cast lead by Emilia Clark, there's not a lot to say about this film.
A great screenplay with fantastic dialogue, and awesome character progression. It's the perfect display of what made Emilia Clark the next big actress and a real testament to her accomplishments.
4.5/5 stars, the only real negative I can come up with is the soundtrack was a bit too generic, but it's ultimately not a big deal.
Just kidding, this is hilariously terrible in every way.
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
emilia clarke in a sexualized native american costume saying “i’m part native american,” in a british accent was really something
Some things in life can’t be explained: the existence of black holes, Bigfoot, and how Triassic Attack is one of the most underrated dinosaur films of all time.
Pause...
In all seriousness, Triassic Attack was bad… even for a Syfy movie. I’m pretty confident that portions of this movie were filmed with an iPhone. I was confused about Emilia Clarke saying she was 1/4 Native American while dressed as Pocahontas with an English accent.
Who knew dinosaurs growled like bears and t-rexes could fly?
So many questions...
Okay, out of all the modern B-movie monster flicks that has been made, this is by the far the worst!
this is really bad but made me laugh. It has a dinosaur skeleton walking around eating people