deathtrap47’s review published on Letterboxd:
Hooptober 9.0
1/35
1/1 Worst 90’s Sequel You Haven’t Seen
1990’s
UK
Pain - noun
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(1) : a localized or generalized unpleasant bodily sensation or complex of sensations that causes mild to severe physical discomfort and emotional distress and typically results from bodily disorder (such as injury or disease)
acute shooting pains
(2) : a movie titled Howling 7: New Moon Rising known to cause immense physical, mental, and emotional pain.
This is causes permanent effects
MY LIST: WINE
My first time back in the saddle and this is what Hooptober does to me?
It’s never a true Hooptober without the stinkers. As much as we hope every movie with rad posters and large sequel base will be good it’s never the case. As it shouldn’t be. Doesn’t mean I can’t complain about it every step of the way.
I decided to just get this out of the way. Watch it and move on with my life. Here I am still writing and thinking about it. A boring “who done it?” With a lot of small town pub dancing and drinking.
And Jesus Christ don’t get me started on the music. I can’t remember the last time I’ve hated music this much. Made me physically I’ll. Actually standing up and pacing around the room. Just to get it out. Get it out of my fucking head. The fucking cowboys fucking drinking and fucking listening to the same damn song.
Sorry for the cursing.
Just needed to express my true emotions through the medium on social media text. Enjoy. Not this movie. But your life. Unless you can actually find enjoyment from this dumpster fire. In that case get the fuck away from me creep. Here’s your one way ticket to the mental asylum bucko.