Directed by Ed De Priest
A group of sex-crazed cave people are being harassed by a Tyrannosaurus Rex. While they try to figure out a way to deal with this threat, they have sex and eat a lot.
USA USA 
Exciting to see screenwriter Ed Wood revisit certain ideas first explored in his script for Bride and the Beast (1958). Shout-out to cinematographer Gary Graver for being, I think, the only person to work with both Ed Wood and Orson Welles.
“It’s like going back in time to my first virginal sacrifice.”
Edward D. Wood Jr. wrote the film's screenplay under the pseudonym Akdon Telmig, which is just one letter away from being Vodka Gimlet spelled backwards.
— IMDB Trivia
Tragedy is Happening, Tragedy is Done
The Kill and The Kiss-Off cast reunite for this pre-historic sexploiter from talentless pornographer Ed De Priest and the gorilla obsessed Edward D. Wood. Gary Kent did all his own stunts (stabbing a man with a spear, throwing a spear at a sock puppet dinosaur, beating a man with his caveman fists), and everyone is clearly in on the joke. They would have to be. They would be psychotic if they weren’t.
It’s a late…
When a primitive tribe meet a rival clan and a giant ape lust and violence collide in Ed De Priest’s bizarre melodrama. Starring Susan Berkely, Billy Wolf and Sharon Wells.
The story concerns a gang of sex-crazed cavemen and cavewomen who are continuously being followed by a Tyrannosaurus rex. While they attempt to work out a way to deal with this danger, they continuously make love with one another and eat a lot of food.
All of the cast give poor performances in their respective parts as they show absolutely no determination in terms of trying to get rid of the threat that is continuously stalking them. They just care about getting steamy, and it isn’t the only problems the…
Totally dumb-ass 1960s sexploitation schlock written by Edward D. Wood Jr (under the pseudonym “Akdon Telmig”, an almost anagram of “vodka gimlet”, presumably the inspiration for this “masterpiece”).
There’s not much of a plot to speak of. A prehistoric tribe, led by the over-sexed chief Olaf (Gary Kent** - The Thrill Killers / Satan’s Sadists / Psych-Out), who has a 1965 Rolling Stones haircut and a penchant for grapes, are being terrorised by a (plastic toy) T. Rex. That doesn’t stop them from having lots of (simulated) sex. There’s plenty of t&a, and being late 1960s, actual pubic hair, plus a guy in a gorilla suit (yay!), and some stock footage of lizards-masquerading-as-dinosaurs fighting.
There’s one good joke. Olaf proclaims…
Researching an Ed Wood related project is going to take me into some strange areas (well, not really, as I know exactly what I'm getting myself into ) but it's stil with caution I start seeking out the films that get labelled as his "adult" films. (Even if he only wrote this one.)
Now just let me get this off my chest, these films where certainly soft core adult entertainment. But with todays standards they are really tame. There's more explicit stuff amongst the mainstream films than this. TV serials have more explicit stuff than this, and have had so for the last couple of years. There's more graphic explicitness in one episode of Game of Thrones than in this…
a few genuinely striking images to be found here amongst the piles of bored fleshy fumbling and plastic dinosaur footage
Why is this 50% people rubbing each others backs and 50% playing with dinosaur toys?
In prehistoric times a bunch of cave men and women hide from a dinosaur while eating and having sex, lots and lots of sex.
This is so unforgivably tedious. I might be more forgiving if this had put some money into the effects but the T Rex is so obviously a plastic toy, it’s not even trying to be convincing.
Barely functioning as a movie, there's not a lot of entertainment value here after so many prolonged minutes of naked people writhing around after discarding their fake fur outfits. It's the most tedious of softcore, where every coupling feels like it's running 10 minutes too long. And then there's a sequence where everyone eats chicken and drinks wine that feels like your life will end long before the scene will. Tardy the T-Rex from Mighty Gorga pops up and they kinda but not really hit it with a spear. That's about it.
So a fun little storytime: I was 6 or 7 years old when I first watched this porno. My brother and I rented it from Netflix because we were so infatuated with dinosaurs and dinosaur films. Little did we know what we were in for. Well 15-20 minutes after watching it, my mom walked into the room and told us to take it out. It’s kinda crazy how this was probably my first experience with full-on nudity and sex. Just found this at the video store recently and it brought back so much nostalgia. As for the movie itself, it sucks but in a fun way.
"I'm off to see the lizard."
Delirious De Priest, my second Ed De Priest. My first was "Hedonistic Pleasures" (1969). Truthfully, I think after "The Mighty Gorga" (1969) I'd say basically any movie was a good deal better than it likely is. But hear me out, whatever backbone the Ed Wood script gives this skinflick it certainly gives this something a little more than your average caveman sex comedy. Incredibly horned up movie. Doesn't really use the cinematographer for as much as he was worth, but that's largely because Gary Graver also shot an Orson Welles movie.
This is so bad it’s hard to hate. That kind of really fun and goofy garbage.
