"condoms suck, but they keep you safe."

But what Hellbent presupposes is...maybe they don't? 😜

#SlasherSaturday

Major props for prioritizing queer representation in a genre that has yet to catch up with the times, & for putting such a small budget to excellent use in clean camerawork, fun costumes & set pieces, & surprisingly believable practical effects.

I just wish there were some clues or hints about our masked murderer's background or motive - even obnoxiously vague clues - to give this film conversational value beyond 'finally a horror movie that's gay af'...but we get nothing 😭

We do, however, get a slew of handsome gay dudes showing their beautiful bare asses, a glitter-chainsaw, & a glass eye that must taste divine. I'd like to see more of these elements on film, plz.

🤘🏻🤘🏻 1/2

PS: I don't care how gay a town is, there's no way only one person would be wearing a ghost face costume at a Halloween parade in 2004.