This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
Review by BrashBelle Pro
This review may contain spoilers.
BrashBelle’s review published on Letterboxd:
-Running in the pitch black forest with balloons is my ideal Saturday night
-“Holy shit, you really are ticklish!”
-Gregg Araki 90s title sequence
-The wannabe cop jerks off to mug shots? 😬
-“We’re not supposed to release that information”…2 seconds later…”He chopped their heads off and took them!”
-Oh that wig is cheap AF
-Um that motorcycle was going backwards 🤔
-Hiking through a fresh crime scene…legit
-Their asses scared him off!
-“Don’t leave me”…leaves him
-Why’d he put a bag over his head, oh he ordered to go
-Stumbley
-At least he died high as a kite
-What is devil mask’s problem?
-Whoa! That head popped off like a game of Perfection
-Glass eye for the win! 😅
-(offers joint) “Come on it’s fun.” That’s how 80s/90s anti drug commercials start
-“Condoms suck, but they keep you safe.” The More You Know
-Jake is invincible
-Leave the murder tool laying on the floor, don’t worry about it, totally fine
-Heads, heads, heads
-BUT he’s a terrible shot! BUT it’s the only shot he’s got
-WTF was that magical eyeball sucking business
-That’s a one in a million shot 👏🏻
-What was the motive?
-Still waiting for the motive
-Why did he chose these specific victims?
-Did I miss something?
-Intentional specific victim randomness I suppose
-A carrot with a glass eye in its little carrot mouth, how cute