PROTECT MAURICE I FUCKING LOVE MAURICE

monkey mondays #1

thrilled to finally announce my Monkey Mondays challenge. every monday of 2024 i’m gonna watch a monkey movie. as long as there’s a monkey (or ape) in it, that counts. not sure why i’m doing this, it isn’t for a video or anything. but i’ve already added so many promising ape films to the watchlist and i’m HYPED. 

kicking off the challenge on a strong note with this one. a LOT of monkeys. or apes. much better than rise, properly absurd at points and some breathtaking action scenes. excited to embark on this journey.

do you think if caesar was real he would want to be my friend? i hope so

koba: “caeser weak” (my reaction: 😮)
ceaser: “koba weaker” (my reaction: 🫨)

Koba is one of the biggest dicks in cinematic history.

If Dawn of the Planet of the Apes doesn't stay in my top 10 of 2014; it's going to have to be an absolutely incredible remainder of the year. This film has the perfect balance of story, drama, tension, action, character development, and emotion. It's seriously the perfect summer blockbuster. I am incredibly impressed with you, Matt Reeves.

Also, Andy Serkis as Caesar is truly something special. His screen presence is just outstanding. This guy deserves all the recognition in the world.

Caesar is real. I love him. He is my king. Perfect blockbuster. Ape Shakespeare.

Fuck Koba.

imagine showing this to a Caveman

"Caesar weak!"
"Koba weaker!"

And I thought the best beef I would see this week was between Kendrick and Drake 😭😤

I would die for Maurice and Caesar

APES DO NOT KILL APES .

CUBA: APE NOT KILL APE
CAESAR: YOU ARE NOT APE
CUBA: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO