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I believe in Hooptober: Since you came along, you 666y thing

My fourth Hooptober! And this year the films will seem like a pleasurable light relief from the real world horror that is Boris Johnson. So... A song!

To the tune of Half the world away by Oasis

There's a man named Boris Johnson
For a no deal Brexit he'll stop at nothin'
Despite the warning signs, released by the CBI.
When we've left and just the UK
No fuel, food or medicine, hey
He won't give a fucking shit, he says we voted for it...

So here he goes, our democracy he starts to erode
Force through the lies with the weeks that he stole
So is there a way?
To stop a dictatorship that starts in one day
Prorogue…

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  • The Phantom of the Opera
  • Faust
  • The Wolf Man
  • The Bad Seed
  • A Bucket of Blood
  • Bloody Pit of Horror
  • Ganja & Hess
  • Black Magic
  • Grizzly
  • Black Magic 2
  • Eaten Alive
  • The Howling
  • Forbidden World
  • Q: The Winged Serpent
  • Evils of the Night
  • Devil's Dynamite
  • Hobgoblins
  • The Church
  • Bride of Re-Animator
  • The Twins Effect
  • Rogue
  • Dead Space: Downfall
  • Ju-On: White Ghost
  • Ju-On: Black Ghost
  • Bait
  • The Similars
  • The Wailing
  • The Girl with All the Gifts
  • Revenge
  • Tremors: A Cold Day in Hell
  • Suzzanna: Buried Alive
  • Horror Noire: A History of Black Horror
  • Innocent Blood