And if i said this might be the first great horror comedy

made it ten minutes in then realized i made this challenge myself and i can decide not to keep watching this

Borderline unwatchable. This script had to have been written by ten different people with zero communication between them. Jenna Ortega's "acting" is an affront to society, the only time it comes even close to matching the energy of the original it's just being gross. Save yourself 104 minutes and don't bother.
Half a star bc Willem Dafoe never does anything wrong.

This film is a spiritual experience in and of itself. I need Seyfried's singing injected directly into my veins