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Backrooms

2026

Watched 31 May 2026

Incredible visually, has some cool ideas that aren’t executed the best. Still a very impressive debut; Kane Parsons can only go up from here.

The Fallout

2021

Rewatched 28 Apr 2026

Still pretty good, I dunno why all the movies I’ve been watching lately have to do with gun violence

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The Super Mario Bros. Movie

2023

Watched 17 Oct 2022 3

Do the Mario! Swing your arms from side to side
Come on, it's time to go. Do the Mario!
Take one step, and then again
Let's do the Mario, all together now!
You got it!
It's the Mario!
Do the Mario!
Swing your arms from side to side
Come on, it's time to go. Do the Mario!
Take one step, and then again
Let's do the Mario, all together now!
Come on now. Just like that!

Candy Land: The Great Lollipop Adventure

2005

Watched 04 Mar 2023

A mint twink and his weird shapeshifting friend bring an innocent child into a licorice sex dungeon before meeting up with a woman named GRANDMA NUTT in order to save the world from being enslaved by tentacles