Synopsis
Fight your way to the front.
In a future where a failed global-warming experiment kills off most life on the planet, a class system evolves aboard the Snowpiercer; a train that travels around the globe via a perpetual-motion engine.
In a future where a failed global-warming experiment kills off most life on the planet, a class system evolves aboard the Snowpiercer; a train that travels around the globe via a perpetual-motion engine.
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I wish Tilda Swinton did more comedy. Doesn’t even have to be on a train if she wants
i was born in the wrong generation 😣😩 i wish i lived in 2031, when humans were mostly extinct and the proletariat revolted against the aristocracy 😞✊✊
Chris evans traveling on a train does not like his seat so he goes to speak to the driver.
if the capitalists get a train what did the communists get? a boat? id like to see that story
Of the two remakes of WILLY WONKA AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY I've seen, this is the one I prefer.
Civilization has gone to shit. It's too cold to survive due to extremely bad weather. Humanity has been reduced to a train. The train has a class system of its own that is heavily divided between the rich and the poor. The rich prey on the poor in many ways. When enough is enough Captain America leads a ragtag group of rebels to the front of the train in Joon-ho Bong's English language debut. Al Gore was right? Chris Evans's beanie. Handy hands. Pound down. Spud? The Help. Billy Elliot's ears. Wearing yellow makes you look even fatter. Snow torture. Tilda's teeth. Hammer time. John Hurt is the shit. Extreme Russian Roulette. Parkour? The Weird without The Good and The…
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
Sorry y'all but Snowpiercer is all kinds of stupid. It doesn't get off to a good start - some sort of gas, or something, used to prevent global warming accidentally sent the world into a new CGIce age but it's OK cos some rich dude called Willy Wilford has preserved an enclave of humanity by loading them onto a train and sending them round the world in perpetuity. Not the brightest and the best though, a ragged bunch of ne'er-do-wells who'd start a revolution in a heartbeat and the kind of upper crust airheads who are happy to spend 17 years listening to shit techno while inhaling petrol.
In order to facilitate a convenient class structure metaphor, the train is…