i got to see this at the premiere of cannes with the cast and crew in attendance! 

but unfortunately, that is where everything good about the experience stops. the movie was… so bad. 

this is basically spoiler free but not really. also im exhausted so hope this makes sense 

first off, chris evans wasnt at the premiere. rude. 

secondly, more seriously, there was no plot and six plot points happening at the same time, and none of it connected. not…