"We have a phrase for this sort of thing in the SIS, Mr Book...we call it a clusterfu©k."

So you're telling me it's been 10yrs since Mark Hamill played an Air Traffic Control Manager in Airborne...& Nobody's punned Luke SkyTALKER?!? I'll take it 💯

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PS: I think Mark Hamill was supposed to be British, but he only did the accent in one scene...

Just awful but there's something about a horror taking place on board a plane that I like.

Extremely cliched in the airplane stakes. Characters do all of the following:

- Argue with check-in staff.
- Get frightened at take off.
- Join Mile High Club
- Drink heavily.
- Smash own face into bloody pulp on mysterious wooden crate.

That last one may not be a cliche.

A whole host of British actors nobody is excited to see appear. In a bizarre bit of stunt casting, Mark Hamill is the guy at the airport trying to figure out what's going down. Duh! It's the plane.

It’s Tubi trash, but not even the fun kind of Tubi trash.

awful awful awful, i could’ve been watching bronson pinchot in the langoliers instead of this 😔

Woefully bad acting and dialogue from this UK incoherent horror film on a plan.

Feels like that the shit plot was being made up as it all went along? The continuity is absolutely annoying and leads to one of the worst films I’ve seen in a while.

It Came Airborne From Tubi Airlines #154

Mark Hamill in a horror movie set on a plane with something going around killing people.

Seems horror movies on a airplane usually fail at being scary for the most part. The most well done ones are Red Eye and to an extent Snakes on a Bloody Plane for laughs.

Mark Hamill tries here for the most part but I can tell he wanted to be like Luke and scream out NOOOOOO while filming this garbage.

This movie should be like the plane in the film, crash into the ocean and decay away in the dark depths of the ocean.

Y'know I'm kinda dazed from getting really really bad sleeps the past couple nights and this was the exact medicine I needed. A well-executed, dumb exercise in airplane horror with a final act...uhhh...twist? that comes out of fucking nowhere, has zero build up and completely changes the genre of the movie for about 5 minutes. I think whatever genius was behind this must've written themselves into a corner and came up with the stupidest possible solution to end this film. Brilliant, give them all the awards.

Also Mark Hamill????

Airbourne ist alles andere als ein guter Film. Die Handlung zieht sich enorm und schnell kommt die langeweile auf. Der Film baut keine Atmosphäre auf und Horror gibt es kaum in diesen Film. Dieser Film ist nicht mal auf eine trashige Weise unterhaltsam. Außerdem sind die Figuren allesamt egal und man fiebert kein Stück mit. Tiefe fehlt bei den Charaktären komplett. Das Schauspiel ist ziemlich schlecht im Film, obwohl hier sogar ein sehr bekannter Star dabei ist. Mark Hamill. Ja der Typ, welcher Luke Skywalker verkörpert hat spielt in diesen Film mit. Das CGI ist grottig und Trchnisch überzeugt der Film nicht gerade mit einer Kameraführung oder sonstigen. Ich kann keinen diesen Film empfehlen, denn dies ist ein schlechter Film.

It was good until the twist imo lmao 

Watched for the Scavenger Hunt 94 prompt 9. I am taking part in Logan's 52 Stars of Star Wars challenge this year. Watch a film starring one of the stars listed (and create your own list if you want to take part).

they had to get rid of the geography teacher because they ran out of fat people on planes jokes