we need to talk about birth control

they should have talked about kevin a tiny bit more

what i REALLY wanna talk about is how miss. lynne ramsay expects me to believe that john c reilly and tilda swinton made EZRA MILLER??? What.... what?? thats the real fuckin mystery yall lets talk about THAT

if you thought being married to a man was bad, try giving birth to one

we need to talk about kevin’s low-rise jeans

basically a 2 hour birth control commercial

The most disturbing part about this was Tilda Swinton giving head to John C. Reilly

You see, if they lived in the UK they would've just called supernanny instead. Problem solved.

ezra miller played this role a little too well…

children are canceled

Ok yes, the kid is practically the spawn of satan. But, if you walk in on your kid jerkin it and you make prolonged eye contact instead of immediately closing the door, there’s blame on both sides.

Excellent film to watch with your wife and 10-day-old son on a sunny, Sunday afternoon.