I like films. I like writing. I like writing about films.
Will watch any old shit.
I like films. I like writing. I like writing about films.
Will watch any old shit.
Better than The Mangler 2, because it has actual mangle action, but barely.
We are so deeply entrenched in the nostalgia wave now that we are returning to franchises that were never any good in the first place. Step forward Scary Movie. After 3 Wayans-less installments (an oversight rectified by there being at least 11 family members listed in the credits), they are firmly back here. As all parody movies invariably are, it’s a mixed bag; a scattershot assemblage of gags and references thrown at the proverbial wall in hopes of some sticking.…
Arnold Schwarzanegger's bad parenting made Jake Lloyd grow up to be Darth Vader
I'll always know I wasted 90 minutes this summer.