me: this is a masterpiece
also me: has to google "what is donnie darko about"

me at a party: ok ill have one drink...
me after said drink: first of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario - It just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. That's what's so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. What's the point of living... if you don't have a dick?

i too would figure out time travel just so i could die

sOmEtImEs I dOuBt YoUr CoMmItMeNt To SpArKlE mOtIoN

that scene where donnie tells ms. farmer to forcibly insert the lifeline exercise card into her anus is why Jake Gyllenhaal is the greatest actor of all time.

who would win in a fight lady bird or donnie darko

No film has the right to have a soundtrack like this... Tears for Fears, Echo & the Bunnymen, Joy Division and Duran Duran...

still cant believe donnie dressed up as phoebe bridgers for halloween

if you see me with the 28:06:42:12 tattoo on my arm in a few months mind your business. i am simply vibing

somehow it just makes perfect sense that in his debut film, Seth Rogen's very first line is "I like your boobs"

how did you feel being denied these...hungry hungry hippos?