it’s johnny depp in a crop top for me

the audacity of my brother to fall asleep during this

I wouldn't last 10 minutes in this franchise. Sleeping is literally one of my hobbies.

special shoutout to the mom and her neverending bottle of vodka

obsessed with the fact that this becomes a home alone movie in the final ten minutes

A nightmare on the streets AND a nightmare in the sheets

1️⃣, 2️⃣ freddy's coming for u 😝👊 3️⃣, 4️⃣ better 🗝 ur 🚪 5️⃣, 6️⃣ grab your crucifix 💒🙏 7️⃣, 8️⃣ gonna stay up ☝️ late 😴 9️⃣, 🔟 never 👎 sleep again 🛏👻

“what the hell are dreams anyway?”

i really don’t care how corny this actually is, the concept alone terrifies me. so much so that i’ve actively feared watching it for years. it wasn’t all that scary to actually watch now, but instead thankfully rode the perfect line between spooky and campy. i unapologetically loved this, and the startling dream concepts within the movie are so original and horrific and sometimes hilarious that i was completely drawn in from start to finish. and a highlight of the screening: the whole audience broke into hysterical laughter when nancy pulled the coffee maker out from under her bed

i like how the whole reason tina even had her friends sleep over was to feel safe and make sure nothing bad happened to her....... they did a HORRIBLE job

i guess you could say they 
need to ... stay woke😳

Don’t fall asleep Nancy or you’ll poop the bed from all that coffee

80s horror movies offer a lot of unintentionally comedic moments but i have to say my favourite one in this is when rod gets absolutely read for FILTH by the priest at his own goddamn funeral like my guy really didn’t need to go off straight spittin shady bible verses like “he who lives by the sword shall die by the sword” i am wheezing... now is not the time sir he’s fucking DEAD