I was hospitalized when I watched this, but it was very entertaining, nonetheless. Father Jud was a very compelling character, which was only heightened by his flawed background. Monsignor Wicks was a total asshole, but he's how me and millions of people view the Catholic Church. The only issue I had was that they made the older woman suspicious right off the bat, which I feel is somewhat lazy writing. I get that everybody's supposed to be suspicious, but they could've tried harder to make everyone seem equally guilty.

I hadn't watched this since I was a young child, and it was still entertaining. I liked the physical comedy throughout the movie, and I was highly entertained by the surprisingly inoffensive trans joke involving Lars and the nurse.

this movie was what you’d expect from a movie that has sam winchester and paris hilton as the almost final girl, and i’m honestly shocked at how far she made it in before dying. this was okay but not fantastic. the melting house scene at the end was fucking awesome. if there’s any future directors reading this, you’ve got to stop making the villain attractive because i can only fantasize about so many people.

i watched this as a personal homework assignment for me to figure out if i’m a lesbian or bisexual, and i think i might be a lesbian. i’ve been genuinely attracted to men in the past, but i’m uncomfortable with them atm. idk if i am or not, but this is really scary for me. 

as for the movie, i wish i would’ve seen this when i was questioning last year during quarantine. megan and graham are absolutely adorable as a couple, and clayton and the other guy should’ve ended up together.