HoopTober8.0
Film #16/35
USA/2010’s/Worst Rated Sequel You Haven’t Seen

There is a point on the movie where you wonder how long it is. You move you mouse to see that the movie is an hour 20 long and you’re only 10 minutes in.

This continues for the next 5 hours.

My list: boxd.it/dflBA

There is always one. Every HoopTober there is aways one movie that make you question your whole existence and takes 5 days to finish. I’ve had a couple close calls so far but nothing that bad until I hit Birdemic two. This thing was painful.

The first 50 minutes can be summed up by long pointless montages that make you want to claw your eyes out. Then you finally get to the birds where the actors just kind of spaz out for minutes on end fighting poorly pasted birds. Cinemonster has done some fucked up shit in terms of movie requirements, but this took the cake for 8.0.

Damn you Cinemonster. Damn you.