Wake up, Bobblehead! This list will never emotionally fulfill you. Ever. Know that.

A list of "The Real Housewives..." on film. This began from a combined love of the horror genre and "Real Housewives" and the surprising amount of crossover.

* Whoop it up by reading the notes to see which Housewife appears, culled from Letterboxd and Heather Dubrow's IMDb. I made it nice! As you'd expect there's lots of garbage, softcore (high body-count hair) and Christmas happening here...
** Only U.S. Housewives franchises represented currently but kadooze to all of us (especially Melbourne).
*** Even Louis Vuitton makes mistakes. Feel free to suggest any missing titles/errors (Who gon check me boo?) and missing Housewives or "friends of" Housewives in the comments. Mention it all! So be cool. Don’t be all, like, uncool. Little girl.

Sincerely, 
Marysol’s Liver

** "Notable" (pernicious) omissions on Letterboxd:
-- Kathy Wakile (RHoNJ) as "Clown" in "The Devil's Filmmaker: Bohica (2003)"