He’s soooooo dreamy

Unfortunately it’s impossible to express annoyance with older generations’ paternalistic preoccupation with the sex lives of people my age in a way that won’t cause them to say “See? That’s exactly the prudish attitude I’m criticizing!” so I will not bother

Inside of you there are two wolves. One of them wants emotionally checked out dick from Pacino, the other wants overly attached dick from De Niro

I am engaged in wizardry and cannot come down