I got so scared in the last 10 minutes that the scientists were gonna explain everything away. Thankfully it largely didn't go there.

They should have given the director permission to make a fully found footage movie but they were too scared.

Rodney Dangerfield performs like he's delivering his lines directly to God.

there's like 5 separate scenes in this movie where gwyneth paltrow turns around and is surprised to see michael douglas

First 30 mins: "I got kicked out of my athletic club for standing up to a bully :\ :\ :\"

Last 30 mins: "THE OCEAN IS THE PRIMORDIAL OOZE FROM WHICH THE ENTIRE EXPANSE OF THE COSMOS WAS *LITERALLY* BIRTHED!!!!!"