lestat said i'm pregnant and it's yours

imdb says the gay subtext from the novel was taken out of the movie but....? sis.... seemed pretty gay to me. it's literally about brad pitt and tom cruise being a married couple and struggling to raise their daughter. the only way it could've gotten any gayer is if brad fucked a peach.

nothing about this makes sense....

is this a romance? a comedy? a horror film?
how was this so gay? but how was it not gayer?
how was this marketed? who funded this? how was this made?
whooooooo saw this in theaters? where are they now?
why did kirsten dunst have to snap so hard? why was tom cruise given the go ahead by scientology to make this extremely erotic film? why did the audience not clap after antonio banderas' extremely thought-provoking play? why is this dedicated to river phoenix?

is brad pitt... like... okay?

and last but not least.. where is the sequel!?!??!?!

louis: a hundred years ago my husband, lestat, perished in a fire
lestat: quit telling everyone i'm dead
louis: sometimes i can still hear his annoying, uneducated voice

Tom Cruise as evil gay vampire is one of the greatest casting choices in film history.

great documentary about tom cruise

tom cruise isn’t even acting he can just do that

don't think less of me for saying this but i would do terrible, disgusting things to 1994 tom cruise

this deserves 5 stars for doing the impossible by making me attracted to tom cruise
however this also made me attracted to tom cruise so i'm taking away ½ a star

this was very uh...... how do you call it..... gay

would you believe me if I told you that this movie is about a gay vampire couple (tom cruise and brad pitt) struggling to raise their young lesbian vampire daughter (kirsten dunst)? because I just watched this movie and I still don't believe it

still can't believe this is a real movie and not something my friend and i once imagined drunk off our asses at 4 a.m.