why would you choose ben affleck over josh hartnett

"I think World War Two just started!"

Yeah, about 3 years ago, you American fuck.

Now why did he have to go and stick such an incredible and well shot action sequence in such a painfully bad movie?

It's like serving caviar with a deep fried Mars bar.

best part of the movie is when ben affleck was dead too bad it only lasted 10 minutes

There’s a spectacular chunk in the middle of this movie, the actual attack on Pearl Harbor, that rates with any war film I’ve seen. Shame about the rest. Michael Bay should make Michael Bay movies, not James Cameron movies.

i did not realize this movie was three hours long when i started it

The back-to-back popularity of Titanic and Saving Private Ryan while Bay was flying high on Armageddon briefly gave him a false idea of what type of filmmaker he is ranked among and the confidence to cash everything in on nonsensically applying his gloriously tasteless action style to real history in a way that's so brain-flattening and divorced from context the only way you could possibly even stay awake during it is if you somehow buy into the 2 and a half hours of bizarrely nostalgic, expensive Hallmark nothingness that surrounds it. "Do you ever wonder if this war's gonna catch up with us?" Excruciating.

man i could live with only a glass of water and josh hartnett

team Danny since day 1

I miss you more than Michael Bay missed the mark when he made Pearl Harbor.
I miss you more than that movie missed the point, and that's an awful lot girl.
And now, now you've gone away, and all I'm trying to say is
Pearl Harbor sucked, and I miss you.

I need you like Ben Affleck needs acting school. He was terrible in that film.
I need you like Cuba Gooding needed a bigger part. He's way better than Ben Affleck.
And now, all I can think about is your smile, and that shitty movie too.
Pearl Harbor sucked, and I miss you.

Why does Michael Bay get to keep on making movies?
I guess Pearl Harbor sucked just a little bit more than I miss you.

need to have the same unfounded confidence as michael bay, who evidently watched titanic and thought "oh i could do that"