jude law saying "yes, i am daddy"
yes 👏 you 👏 are 👏 honey 👏

i wonder how every other man in the world feels knowing that never in their lives will they ever come close to being as attractive as jude law in this movie

i can’t believe that guy did ALL THAT on his SISTER’S BED

at one point jude law goes “I’ve got the girls for new year” like who else would have had custody????? His dead wife??????!!!!!?????

my aesthetic: Jack Black talking about film scores to flirt with Kate Winslet in a Blockbuster circa 2006.

hey airbnb how do i make sure my accommodations come with a whirlwind trans-atlantic romance with 2006 jude law

the female gaze is jude law as a single dad wearing glasses and crying about cameron diaz

somehow my current mood is both cameron diaz furiously screaming mr brightside and kate winslet inhaling gas fumes and bawling her eyes out while "have yourself a merry little christmas" plays in the background

arguably the longest movie ever made

POIFECT for drinks with the girls!!!

biggest cheers:
- jack black and kate winslet kiss
- jude law says “i am ... daddy”
- post-breakup cameron diaz solo thrash-dancing to mr. brightside 
- jack black go “skroodle-oodle-oo”
- mr napkin-head :)
- kate winslet browsing huge shelf of movies and selecting PUNCH DRUNK LOVE
- kate winslet later watching HIS GIRL FRIDAY
- kathryn hahn 2 minutes of screentime

biggest silences:
- jude law and cameron diaz kiss
- cameron diaz saying she hasn’t cried since she was 15 and her parents calmly and respectfully divorced ......... okaaaaay ........
- john krasinski 2 minutes of screentime

she ran all that way? in the snow? wearing heels?

Jack Black: Iris, if you were a melody...
me: don't do it
Jack Black: I used only the good notes
me: oh my god