Just watch it on your phone god dammit.
Go one step further and play Subway Surfers while watching Godard.
Come on man. My main complaint with most Kaiju movies has always been the poorly written characters stealing the limelight from the self titled monster. Godzilla Minus One gives us plenty of incredibly well executed Godzilla scenes while weaving in their most compelling narrative to date. Prior to Minus One my favorite Godzilla was Shin, and this is a damn close second.
The American movies have always faltered when it comes to the narrative, but give us some pretty great monster scenes, however short they may be. Not an issue with the newest Toho entry.
God the soundtrack hits.