This is a definion of a mess. What a bad film.

It might not be as bad as I say, but the whole setup of the film feels off. This is a grim and serious movie that tries to criticize and show something more than just a monster survival story.

And that shows in how the film depicts culture and nature in a way where this ragtag group seems to be intruding with their so-called “sense of adventure.” Still, there’s a very disrespectful tone here, and overall the film feels really shallow, which makes it seem like it’s not serious about what it might be trying to say.

The film tries to depict injustice through a chaotic, blood-soaked haze, but…

"You know what? This crocodile's like O.J. Simpson. He messed up when he killed that white woman."

"I'd never say this in front of a bunch of white people, but slavery was a good thing. Anything you gotta do to get the fuck out of Africa is OK with me."

"If I have to shove you up my ass to get you through customs, you are going to America."

"Sorry I called you an asshole."

"I feel like a pork chop on Queen Latifah's dinner plate."

On hearing the tales of a monster croc that has been responsible for over 300 deaths, TV producer Tim Manfrey and cameraman Steven Johnson are dispatched to Burundi, Africa to try and capture the…

Here's two lines from the Token Black Cameraman character played by Orlando Jones in this 2007 Walt Disney/Hollywood Pictures African Killer Crocodile movie:

"You know what? This crocodile's like O.J. Simpson. He messed up when he killed that white woman!".

and

"I'd never say this in front of a bunch of white people, but slavery was a good thing. Anything you gotta do to get the fuck out of Africa is OK with me!".

Holy fucking shit, who in the hell wrote this? 🤣

Lincoln Burrows from Prison Break and the previously mentioned Orlando Jones are part of a TV news team who are sent to Africa to try and capture a 20ft, 2000 pound horribly CGI'ed man-eating crocodile, as…

Primeval was my next random joint, and honestly, I don’t even fully know what pushed me toward it. Maybe it was some long-forgotten childhood memory, or maybe it’d just been too long since I indulged my love for trashy creature features. Either way, the itch needed scratching. And yeah, this one’s ok. Nothing amazing, but definitely watchable if you’re in the mood for exactly this kind of nonsense. There’s actually a bit more story happening in the background than I expected, and parts of it are genuinely compelling in spurts, but let’s be real... the main attraction here is the creature stuff. That’s what I came for, and thankfully, that side of the film delivers enough entertainment to make the…

"You know what? This crocodile's like O.J. Simpson. He messed up when he killed that white woman!"

Mind-bendingly racist and exploitative to the point it made me physically ill, basically just an excuse to watch black people get slaughtered. A truly evil, crass film that pretends to care about social and political issues while believing in nothing. Embodies everything that made the 2000s such an abysmal decade for Horror. I don't want to hear anybody call Jar Jar Binks or Snails from Dungeons & Dragons 2000 a minstrel caricature ever again after watching Orlando Jones' Stephen Fechit impersonation here, complete with his character lamenting the abolition of slavery because it "(got) us the fuck out of Africa."

On top of all…