i love picking a movie not expecting bill hader and then getting a lil bit of bill hader 😩👌🏻

if i were her i would’ve just aborted lol

shoutout to the chinese name for this movie, "one night... big belly"

A horror film for most people under the age of 25

I do not for one second believe that that couple would still be together after five years

experience was ruined by me continually imagining the baby being born with Seth Rogan's exact laugh

“I think a stork he drops it down and then a hole goes in your body and there's blood everywhere coming out of your head and then you push your belly button and then your butt falls off and then you hold your butt and you have to dig and you find the little baby.”

the only time that I really agreed with seth rogen in this was when he said that paul rudd looks cute and he wants to kiss his face

I really think this film is unfairly maligned as epitomizing the roots of Apatow's perceived issues (particularly re: shrewish women) when to me it's the movie that properly confronts them. Everyone's sympathetic, everyone's annoying, but in a relatable way. Or maybe it's just that as I get older, Rogen's character gets less and less appealing (not that he's a villain, just that I'd be like Leslie Mann in the corner, sniping away at him and his bum friends).

The ending is so perfect--Heigl's Alison acknowledges that they're not really right for each other and kinda forcing it due to circumstance, there's no reconciliation, and then the baby is born and they're just gonna figure it out. Every Apatow film since has been way too introspective and melancholy but this ending is him achieving the perfect mix of downbeat and heartwarming.

imagine getting pregnant and the father is seth rogen 😭

This movie is good everyone calm down

i literally live in a city where there have been two massive earthquakes and that earthquake scene was
(a) unfunny
(b) inaccurate
(c) had not enough jason segel

the rest of the film was
(d) all of the above