After a mystical Trejo tells of desert gold, escaped cons walk into a frontier town appearing from a mirage. Night falls turning prostitutes into maneaters and locals into zombies, for one whole scene, as the outsiders run from Sheriff Billy Drago. He'll see them dead for a medallion needed to unlock a fortune beneath their feet.

Given awful ratings across movie databases, I braced for the pits, but this is far from the worst schlock I'll forget all about tomorrow. Aside from the aura of a SyFy Original, Drago wonderfully scene-chews and eerie western moods peek through dubious editing and licensed music. Nothing much stands out, even its cast (Cerina Vincent barely speaks), but wushu-style kung fu mummies and an undead Drago mounting a steed await the patient. And no, only counted four. Watched via Image Entertainment's DVD.

A shitty sleazy cheapy western-flavored horror- movie about Danny Trejo having one scene where he laughs menacingly for an uninterrupted minute and points some escaped convicts toward a old west town full of totally regular not zombie old west people.

Clear and undebatable case of title fraud.
- there are basically no mummies, and even if you're being charitable on what a mummy is, there are like four tops
+ the not-mummys do fucking kung fu and jump around and shit

Completely inconsequential and stupid but every now and then I'd go 'oh hell yea' for a good few seconds.
Needed to be 60% better or 30% worse. Definitely should be bloodier, possibly sleazier.

There isn't a single bandage in this film.

That is the greatest of all betrayals

And this even ends with an out of nowhere HK style fight scene.

But no actual classic mummies?

I am furious

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When I saw this cover I knew I had to watch the movie because I just wanted to write Mum7mies likes a million times in a Letterboxd review. However I did not expect this movie to turn out to be, and I say this with no sense of hyperbole whatsoever, one of the worst movies ever made. This is one of those rare gems is so bad technically you can't even enjoy it as a bad movie because you can’t hear, see or follow anything.

Maybe the mummies in this film are the friends we made along the way! Despite the title being “7 mummies” they only appear for a few minutes and aren’t the traditional mummies you’re thinking what so ever. The mummies also lack any meaning 😔

A bunch of stupid escaped convicts follow the mad words of a crazed Indian Shaman in the wilderness and head out on a treasure hunt, looking for lost Spanish gold. The trail leads them to a bleak frontier town who's old west-type occupants turn out to be bloodthirsty ghouls who want to kill and eat the convicts.
There's a couple of decent gore-kills throughout, and some zombie/ninja action at the end, but ultimately this film suffers from bad writing and bad pacing, and it looks pretty cheap too.
Also, randomly inserting generic hip-hop and hard rock tracks into the scenes doesn't help either.
The simple story is a decent idea but it's nothing we haven't seen before, and it wasn't executed too well here.

There's not a single mummy in this film. I've been betrayed. Bamboozled. Lied to.
There is a "We got Danny Trejo for 15 minutes", eyes getting ripped out and an young Adrianne Palicki, so there's that.
Pure garbage.

0 Mummies :(.
1/10

This is a movie you should not watch by yourself. Not because it's scary, but because otherwise you won't be able to sit through it. In all seriousness: there are better movies you could be watching. But if you want to watch a bad movie with cowboy-ninja-zombie-mummies, look no further.

The cover art always intrigued me when I’d walk past it in Movie Gallery. For some reason, I never rented it even though I rented most of the horror movies they had.

I’m happy I didn’t because it’s literal trash. 

Boring. Stupid. Waste of time.

One of the most random flicks I've ever seen. The plot was confusing, the characters weren't really that, just stand ins waiting to be killed, the editing was as bad as it can get, sound editing was even worse if you can believe so and the soundtrack was awful and nonsensical. The plot and effects very terrible as well, of course. I mean, nothing and I mean literally nothing worked here. It didn't have any charm, not even that awful charm you may get by watching some bmovies. I hate it so much.