wish i could say i never had a crush on michael cera

your cock is so smooth.
thanks, your's would be too if you were a man.

i swear, emma stone has the best "what the fuck" in film history.

The funny thing about my back is that it’s located on my cock

I WAS GONNA GO DOWN ON HER, FOR LIKE, SEVERAL HOURS

I don’t know if I’ve ever seen michael cera run but he runs just like I expected him to

absolutely no one:

evan: we out here ✌️ respecting women 😎

imagine having the job of drawing all of seth’s dick drawings

that's the coolest fucking story i've ever heard in my entire life! that's insane! is it... can i hear it again? do you have time?

he was an african jew wearing a hoodie

SuperGay

i can’t believe michael cera invented respecting women