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  • The Sandlot

    ★★★★

  • Masters of the Universe

    ★★★½

  • Backrooms

    ★★★★

  • Lisa Frankenstein

    ★★★½

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The Sandlot
★★★★ Watched

kids these days wouldn’t understand, you really never see them get chased by dogs for an hour anymore. shame.

Masters of the Universe
★★★½ Watched

Jared Leto was actually getting the shit beat out of him for real during that ending fight, just because he wanted it to “feel real,” often encouraging Nicolas Galitzine do “decapitate him for real” before every take.


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A Savannah Haunting
½ Watched

Here’s a cool drinking game you can play while watching this movie!

Drink every time:
1. The mom wakes up next to her shirtless husband.
2: There’s a shot outside and the couple’s room lights up.
3: Every time they say basement.
4: Every time the little kid says something completely out of left field.
5: Every time “Hush Little Baby, Don’t Say A Word” is repeated.
6: Every time the mom throws away the creepy doll into the trash…

Minnie’s Midnight Massacre
Watched

this is an actual quote from the director’s instagram story:
“Reading all this hate online about the Al rats in Minnie's Midnight Massacre... get over it people, Al is a useful tool and it's not going anywhere, so suck it up and stop crying. Also, they’re mice not rats.”

EVERYONE WHO SAYS THEY’RE RATS STOP IT! STOP IT RIGHT NOW! THEY PUT A LOT OF WORK INTO TYPING MICE INTO SORA, HOW DARE YOU NOT RECOGNIZE!?

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