ppl who think this is scary cant watch mgm releases cuz they get too scared when the lion roars

GRETA GERWIG DID NOT DESERVE THAT

I can’t think of anyone less qualified to be a 911 operator than Lena Dunham.

I'll never understand why horror movies wait until the last 20 minutes for something remotely interesting to happen.

It’s actually insane how much this feels like an 80s movie.  

The plot, setting, costumes, cinematography, music, felt so authentically 1980s, I easily could’ve been convinced it was from that era had I known less about the film.

Greta gerwig eating pizza should not be as hot as it is

Ti West's direction + spooky and grainy cinematography + methodical and slowly tightening tension + fantastic performances by Jocelin Donahue and Tom Noonan + brilliant references to the 1980s and satanic chillers + one of the greatest climaxes of all time + an eventual release of primal rage and desolation + a slightly-empty house = one of the finest horror films to be released in the 21st century.

Mrs Ulman, are you okay?

:shivers:

if lena dunham was my 911 operator i'd just hang up and hope for the best too

Genuinely respect how simple and unpretentious this is and the slow burn 70s aesthetic recreation/eventual gory climax does a solid enough job of distracting you from the fact that there are literally 75 minutes of a girl walking around a house in here. Not bad by any means and has decent performances (Gerwig And Noonan MVPs) but feel pretty safe in filing the love for this one I see from friends under “you had to be there.” I’ll stick with Rob Zombie’s Lords of Salem.

watching this movie and shaking my head the whole time so that people know I don’t condone tricking babysitters into partaking in a satanic ritual 🤦‍♂️🙅‍♂️

pretty sure my jaw has never hung lower than during ***that*** Greta Gerwig scene

The only scene that matters here is Jocelin Donahue dancing around the house to The Fixx