Hooptober 7.0

Film 11/31 - Second Film In A Franchise

Wellllll.  That was something.  Hooptober delivers its first bona ride stinker.

Look I’m game for a cheesy 80s horror jam but this was so incompetent and gratingly bad that I just couldn’t.  A sequel in name only, its actually so fucking bad it almost drags down the terrific original.

Christopher Lee is sleepwalking through (though the image of him with the punk sunglasses while wearing jeans in the club was priceless) and Sybil Danning’s tits do all the heavy lifting for her while she pretends to act until the next ludicrous dissolve 

The effects are sub par even for a bad 80s movie.   The script seems unable to decide if its telling a werewolf story, a vampire story, a magic story or a story at all and in the end just seems to through a bunch of quarter baked bad ideas into a rusty blender and lets the results splatter the screen.  That actually makes it sound like its so bad its good.  It’s not.  It’s just so bad it’s bad.   This screams Czechoslovakian tax scam from the very start.  And that song.  That fucking song.  7 fucking times?????  Omigod.....

I was all set to give this half a star and then the end credits came and it was this gloriously funny montage of THAT FUCKING SONG AGAIN but set against Sybil danning ripping off her shirt imperiously showing her tits over and over and over again....each time intercut with a more and more ridiculous reaction shot from the cast members - and even an owl.  Omigod, that 3 minutes was hilariously perfect and earned the “movie” a whole extra star.  

Find that clip on YouTube and skip the rest....