"Some motherfuckers are always tryna ice skate uphill." > "I am Iron Man."

Wesley Snipes understands how to move and pose in a comic book movie better than any actor in history

Opening with horny writhing youths coating their bodies in blood the MCU could never

BLADE goes insanely hard, aside from dated CG it still holds up pretty well. Such a fun, stylish and over-the-top movie with action sequences that go from badass to downright crazy in scope, it's so gloriously 90's!!! That opening club scene where blood rains from the ceiling is one of the coolest scenes in comic book movie.
Wesley Snipes absolutely owns this character. He talks like a superhero, moves like a superhero and fights like a superhero. It's hard to imagine anyone more perfectly suited to play this character than him.

funny how shakespeare has been silent ever since "some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill" was written

does Blade get a single drop of blood on him in this movie

It’s nice knowing there’ll never be a cooler superhero moment than Blade smoothly decapitating a vampire and catching his shades in mid-air while some thumping techno music starts playing. Also it’s snowing in the final scene so this is basically a Christmas movie.

no one ever has, does, or will look as utterly cool as wesley snipes in blade

Nothing in the modern MCU has ever been as cool as Wesley Snipes screaming "motherfucker are you out of your damn mind?" after getting shot up by a pair of scared shitless hospital cops. The GOAT.

I love how the cool vampires at the cool vampire party are watching Mortal Kombat 1995 on VHS

absolutely obsessed with the way this movie will cut the score, the camera will push in, and Wesley Snipes will deliver a line like "some motherfuckers are always trying to ice skate uphill" as if that a) contextually makes sense or b) is a devastating zinger, and yet the movie's conviction is so absolute that it's somehow both.

Legendary stuff.