Do YoU kNoW wHaT hApPeNs To A tOaD wHeN iT's StRuCk By LiGhTnInG? ThE sAmE tHiNg ThAt HaPpEnS tO eVeRyThInG eLsE

"What do they call you? 'Wheels'? This is the stupidest thing I've ever heard." - Wolverine

on a scale of 1-gay how gay is it to play chess with your frenemy in prison while talking about the future

sorry......... i don’t know who the fuck “the avengers” are..... sounds lame if you ask me...

the director yelled "CUT" but all storm heard was serve CUNТ!

james marsden can shoot me with his stupid eye lasers any day of the week and i'd still think he's hot

This movie has a serious lack of yellow spandex.

magneto did nothing wrong 🤍

wish i wasn't such a hoe for comic book movies

Mystiques fighting style is to show her blue pussy to impress her opponent

i would be so pissed if humanity started evolving and my mutant power was just the ability to have a super strong elastic tongue

-hey, it’s me..
- prove it !!
-you’re a dick.
-okay.

great start to the x men movies!! 

this is my first time watching 
them so im excited 🫶🏻

i ❤️ wolverine