they were in Italy for twenty-four minutes

Did anyone else think it was strange that Mos Def played a guy who was deaf in one ear?

i mean yeah it's a good heist film but it doesn't compare to the wild animals stealing food from the humans in 2006's animated classic Over the Hedge

points for: 
-respecting mini coopers and not smashing them like they do in the original film
- not showing me mark wahlberg’s triple nipples 
- every scene with mos def

minus points for:
- ed norton’s villain mustache and soul patch combo
- trying to get me to believe mark wahlberg and charlize theron could be in a relationship 
- implying that justin timberlake was not the actual founder of napster and that it was instead SETH GREEN?? no

the upbeat cheery music that plays as the villain is taken away to be tortured by burly russian men

if charlize run over me with her mini cooper, do not prosecute her! she caught me slippin! that's on me!

The most 2003 movie I have ever seen.

as edward norton’s number one fan i can confidently say i didn’t need to see him with a soul patch

Almost convinces you driving a Mini Cooper is the sexiest thing in the world

whole movie builds to when Charlize gets to punch Edward Norton in the face

Just the fact that the cast did all their own driving and everyone agreed Charlize was the best

Still totally holds up for me. A lot of fun! Love the team dynamic here, all the members have their time to shine and be funny. Eddy Norton plays a total fucking prick and part of me feels that it's real because he was contractually obligated to be in this. The heists and action are well-done, brings me back to playing the PS2 game for hours as a kid. Overall, an enjoyable ride, definitely worth a watch. Also, to tell you the truth, I've been waiting 18 GODDAMN YEARS for The Brazilian Job. Like wtf, WHERE'S THE SEQUEL?!

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