"They belong together. There's no place for me here."

Over 2 decades of superhero movies and none of them has even come close to this one for me. It truly, deeply breaks my heart that people will let some poorly aged CGI and occasional scatalogical humor (which, if anything, make the trippy, nightmare reality of the film feel that much more authentic) cause them to completely write off a really well made film full of emotional power and, dare I say it, high artistry otherwise absent from the genre.

This is a true Gothic Horror film, one that we've never seen before or since from this subgenre of cape adaptations. It almost feels like a modern silent film in the…

I honestly forgot about Spawn for the longest time. He went the way of Surge soda and Warheads candy and paintballing as a recreational activity and other '90s XTREME cultural detritus. But he's coming back as Jamie Foxx, baby! And I think it's time to re-evaluate this wildly ambitious but misguided superhero nugget.

When my friend Brian and I caught Spawn in the theater with NO PARENTS in the summer leading up to middle school, we thought it was the coolest movie we had ever seen in our lives. Rewatching Spawn over 20 years later, it still captures that bleeding edge ultimate tween fever fantasy. The movie oozes that strange energy of playing Goldeneye with gawky buds or staring at…

Well, this is certainly a movie...I think?

This is bad. Really bad. Really, really bad.

I remember seeing this when it came out. I was 13, and it looked so cool. Even back then I knew it was not a good movie.

I saw it on blu ray recently, and figured I'd pick it up. Why not? How bad could it possibly be? I was a kid last time I saw it, maybe I just didn't fully understand it.

Nope. It's even worse then I remember. 😅

Almost every single aspect about it is terrible.

I will praise the make up. That took a lot of work, and is the best part easily. That's it. That's the line.

Some of…