Synopsis
And a child shall lead them...
A traveling couple end up in an abandoned Nebraska town inhabited by a cult of murderous children who worship a demon that lives in the local cornfields.
Directed by Fritz Kiersch
A traveling couple end up in an abandoned Nebraska town inhabited by a cult of murderous children who worship a demon that lives in the local cornfields.
Cosecha negra, Filhos do Mal, Kukuričné deti, Dödlig skörd, Children of the corn - Les démons du maïs, Horror Kid, Djeca kukuruza, La cosecha del terror: los niños del maíz, Niños diabólicos, Dzieci kukurydzianego pola, Deca kukuruza, Otroci koruze, Stephen King's Children of the Corn, 镰刀梦魇, Colheita Maldita, 옥수수밭의 아이들, Kinder des Zorns, Grano rosso sangue, Os Filhos da Terra, Los chicos del maíz, Les Démons du maïs, Деца кукуруза, Дети кукурузы, A kukorica gyermekei, Kukuřičné děti, 옥수수 밭의 아이들, Copii porumbului, Dzieci Kukurydzy, Децата на царевицата, 玉米田的小孩, Maissilapset, Mısır Çocukları, Ο Δολοφόνος με το Δρεπάνι, Los niños del maíz, チルドレン・オブ・ザ・コーン, Els nens de les panotxes, Діти кукурудзи, อาถรรพ์ทุ่งนรก, Những Đứa Trẻ Của Đồng Ngô, ילדי התירס
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did they just forget they had the body of dead kid in the trunk of their car that whole time
Why was this so boring... corn fields are scary, cults are scary, children are scary... so why wasn’t this scary? The ending was so anticlimactic that it was funny
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
Legend has it that little Joey’s body is still rotting in that trunk.
The literal definition of “fuck them kids bro”
They did say ACAB though so they weren’t 100% wrong
Midwest Midsommar.
I first encountered an inkling of this supernatural folk horror killer kid cult corn jam’s existence from the Night Shift paperback.
A specific edition of said book featured the movie poster for this as it’s cover, and it was sticking out from my mother’s bag while on a long drive from New Jersey deep into Pennsylvania. I gazed at it for what felt like hours as we drove through the winding rural farm filled backroads... running my hands over the creased orange cover and spotting the eyes in the cornstalks.
I didn’t read/watch the story/movie until a few years later when, on another driving excursion with my folks, I HBO watched this under cover of blankets at a…
this movie is so lol
Imagine breaking into a home, rifling through a strangers’ stuff, loudly calling the place a dump…. after hitting a child with your car. This couple deserves everything that came their way. Survival instincts of an egg.
PROS
- That cheap 80’s feel.
- The sun-drenched fields and empty town capture what’s genuinely creepy about the Midwest.
- Leads do what they can with nothing characters.
- Reasonably faithful to the very scary short story.
- Fun, very silly cheap old F/X.
CONS
- Not quite good enough to be good or bad enough to be funny.
- Doesn’t seem to understand what’s scary about kids — their blank amorality — instead making them mustache twirling villains. Also the main kid is obviously and distractingly just a small adult.
- The changes from the story are overly sentimental and undercut the scares.
- Ends with such a sudden shrug that I laughed aloud.