somebody clearly had a favorite child

I really relate to Leo in this because I also don't trust anyone that isn't Mark Ruffalo

that feeling when you enact an elaborate play to try to bring your psychiatric patient back to reality and he blows up your car

Ben Kingsley saying “baby why are you wet” to Leonardo DiCaprio literally gave me whiplash

take a shot every time leo reminds you he’s a fedrul you ess maashull

i like that once you know the twist it’s so obvious that all the people putting on this little play for leo are so annoyed that they have to do this bullshit

Which would be worse - to live as a monster? Or to die as a good man?

The way I actually still don't believe them

what's the first thing you do when you pull your dead kids out of a lake? give them a foot massage. just teddy things.

and that is why you should always read tripadvisor reviews first

sucks to be the other two kids who seemingly weren't worthy enough to feature in his dreams and hallucinations