actors: $2000
hair/makeup: $300
dubbing: $1050
lighting: $12 million
special effects: $750

someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying

me, getting murdered in a neon house of horrors: wow i love this aesthetic :)

dario argento wants to fuck the primary colors and u know what, i think we should let him

dario argento: *bashes me over the head with a neon light while Goblin is screaming in my ear*

me: wow.............thank you so much

Me, pretending to know what I'm talking about: hmmmmm....I'm sensing a very strong theme of ummm red? don't know if anyone else caught that just throwing things out there.....

FUCK ME WITH PRETTY COLORS

the !! fucking !! set !! design

that $70 blu-ray was worth every goddamn penny to see this movie in its truest form, the horrific dubbing especially

not really at all scary nowadays but oh bitch that spooky ass score... i was popping my ass so hard they did not let me rest

Watching Suspiria makes me forget that anything else exists. I forget every color that isn't on screen, every piece of music that isn't playing, and most importantly every other film that has ever been made.

It's a nightmare. A perfect, impossible, neon nightmare that makes me lose myself. And I love every goddamn second of it.

the witches electric bill must have been crazy

A number of Dario Argento films feature stunning scenes of women being murdered separated by long stretches of boring/awkward dialogue. This film ingeniously solves that problem by setting the boring/awkward dialogue against incredible wallpaper.