we watch them so you don't have to: lowest rated quest

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*girl in the movie* "how come every time something good is about to happen somebody's gotta come along and fuck it up?"
[jack] wow, that's like olivia's life motto 
[me] honestly

*psychic reading bad fortune*
[jack] *mimicking* i see misery and misfortune in your future.. this is like what olivia would get at a fortune telling
[me] literally

*me coughing incessantly from being sick*
[me] take a shot every time i cough
[jack] i'd have alcohol poisoning 

*us discussing the background of the films*
[jack] i mean, i think ppl would watch the leprechaun movies wherever they took place tbh if they like them
[me] yeah true. look at us, we're watching the whole franchise. i mean not because we like them but yeah 
[jack] *fake shock* are you saying you aren't liking the leprechaun series?
[me] i could be having a better time 
[jack] *fake shock* next you'll say you don't like birdemic or sharknado

[me] this is exhausting me 
[jack] what, the film?
[me] yeah
[jack] watching leprechaun has actually made you sicker 
[me] *laughing* for real 

[jack] see, you didn't listen to the scientific explanations so you don't know why it's happening
[me] you didn't listen to it either
[jack] *silence*

i mean this movie was fine, like it's not bad, but it's too serious, and i just want one of these movies to finally be funny. guess it's never gonna happen. at least we saw the leprechaun stab someone to death with a bong. that was a pretty creative kill. but for real though, this was just so boring.

(leprechaun franchise - ranked)