Hadn’t seen this one since it came out and it’s just a total guilty pleasure movie for me. Like, it’s not good and there’s not really anything about it that matches my general taste pallet, but what can I say? I like it!

Its about a group of aliens that infiltrate a college campus in order to mate with horny virgin guys then kill them if they aren’t “the one” so it’s pretty much Species crossed with any raunchy teen “coming of age” comedy from the 00’s and hey, you gotta give it points for creativity, right? 

There’s a few familiar faces...well familiar if you do nothing but watch horror movies and gave an uncanny ability to place anyone you see…

Hear me out! This movie is genius. Hastings is doing a lot here with this silly B movie. Aliens can be identified by no belly button? The opening shot has all the women wearing shirts that show off their midriffs so you know they’re human. Come on, that’s just not the kind of thought put into your standard schlock. By the way Hastings goes on from here to become a very successful producer. Producing such hot TV shows as: “Eureka”, “Painkiller Jane” and the freaking “Handmaid’s Tale!”

Corey Sevier is the lead here playing a balls to the wall campy protagonist who is both conspiracy nutcase and typical frat adjacent loser. But it works as he’s just creepy enough for…

"Hi I'm Lilly. And this is my cousin Constance."

"Hola. Sorry, I have uh, an oral fixation

I literally got three minutes into this movie and realized I needed to get up and get my notepad because this was looking like it was going to take me places... And it did.

So sit down and buckle up, I'm once again letting y'all into the world of my notepad and purple glitter pen- unedited and uncut thoughts pulled directly from my noggin and transcribed on paper in real time.

"Those blondes that you met Rog? There's something seriously bent about them..."

• Starts off strong with scattered Halloween decor. Things are already in Decoy's favor.
• Melty man intro mmmm!!!
•…

Described as Species meets American Pie, and it surprisingly lives up to both those things. At least in the sense of a low-budget scifi-horror primed to air at 9pm on weekdays.

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The initial concept is decent if nothing spectacular; sorority girls are suspected of being aliens who claim victims during sex for some nefarious reason. This isn’t a mystery as our lead sees tentacles spiralling from a hot blonde’s chest in the first handful of scenes.

This adds one of the slightly fresher elements, as he now contends with believing what he saw as well as convincing others, and then trying…