me during every scene that doesn't have wallace in it: hmmmm... needs more wallace

I relate to Scott Pilgrim because I'm 

1. actually the worst
2. not good with relationships
3. a total asshole
4. afraid of confrontation 
5. not worthy of the people in my life
6. cute kinda ugly
7. surprisingly good at kicking ass

YOU ONCE WERE A VE-GON
BUT NOW YOU WILL BE-GONE

I'm in lesbians with this movie.

MULTIPLE girls finding michael cera attractive???? sounds super fake but ok

"it's milk and eggs, bitch" is forever and always the best line of any movie ever made

A Victorian child wouldn’t survive 15 seconds of this

BREAD MAKES YOU FAT?!

It took me about five viewings to realize that just watching Young Neil in the background of every scene is funnier than most other movies

You can say scott is a bad character and still recognize this movie is a near masterpiece that’s the fucking point

i would literally kill myself 7 times for ramona flowers no questions asked

no one:
me: we have blueberry, raspberry, ginseng, sleepy time, green tea, green tea with lemon, green tea with lemon and honey, liver disaster, ginger with honey, ginger without honey, vanilla almond, white truffel, blueberry chamomile, vanilla walnut, constant comment and earl grey