the pause when javier bardem goes “well we could eat each other.......................hmm?” is the gayest moment in cinematic history. sam mendes threw the first brick at stonewall

i can't believe james bond is a confirmed bisexual. if god hates gays why do we keep winning

James bond is so cool i wish british people were real

this could have been 2.5 hours of javier bardem rubbing daniel craig's thighs and I would still give it 5 stars

No matter how many more of them they make, the great final Bond movie.

javier bardem king of having bad hair in all his movies

lmao at Bond anxiously pointing at the komodo dragon

The movie rocks but it’s nuts that Casino Royale rebooted the series two movies earlier going “what if Bond was a rookie agent?” and then this basically reboots the series again, dropping all previous story threads and introducing a whole new supporting cast but this time it’s going “what if Bond was an old man past his prime?”

and that’s on SIR roger deakins

skyfall to every other james bond movie ever made: don't compare yourself to me, ever. you are not on my level, you never will be on my level. do not compare yourself to me.

As great as this movie is, as great as Daniel Craig is, as hard as it is to imagine any other Bond in this movie, it would have been even better and more meaningful if he'd made it when he was 54 instead of 44, or if it was his last Bond instead of his third (out of at least four). The whole script, about Bond's continuing (or perhaps declining) relevance in the modern world, only really makes sense on a metatextual level, because Craig's Bond is still quite clearly an ass kicker of the highest order. If he was the age of, say, Roger Moore circa A VIEW TO A KILL, this movie would have an whole extra layer to it.

(NOTE: This is a quibble. I love this movie.)