of all the stupidass things youths in slasher movies have ever done, getting drunk and going down into a mine for fun has to be in the top 3 worst ideas

if i were in a slasher i wouldn’t be the final girl i would be the dude who dies by getting his head dunked into boiling hotdog water

wait they can't date miners that's illegal

the gas mask stays ON during sex

personally i think a heart in a box is really bloody romantic

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First off, the scream-factory restoration of the uncut material, mostly being lingering gore inserts of dangling eyeballs and pick-axe punctures, is beautiful. While being a golden-age slasher, it's still uncommonly visceral. The ensemble cast give the story a compelling seriousness that resides within a blue-collar milieu. Why is a mining town and their 30 year old workers so invested in a Valentine's Day dance? At the end of the day, it doesn't matter, My Bloody Valentine sells it. All the red and pink colors are lovely, mixing well with the pastel blood and guts, and the final act is fucking scary. Most slashers don't freak me out like this one does. The hopelessness of the mine caverns, the dark pathways and the unsettling image of a man in a gas mask - it's determined and relentless by the end. Watch it if you haven't.

Those goofy ass Canadian accents never get old

my fav scene is when a man gets sent a severed heart in a candy box and when he opens it he looks genuinely bummed that he didn’t get chocolates and not even slightly concerned with the fact it’s a human heart, i totally feel that.

the dedication to hating is admirable

If you HATE love, then you'll LOVE this!

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Love means never having to say you're sorry when you plunge a rusty pickaxe through the chest of your victim.