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bornastar — Tue, 15 Nov 2016 14:05:39 GMT

update (finally right)

bornastar — Tue, 24 Jan 2006 18:43:20 GMT

so wow its been a while since my last update...so ill do a quick recap of my life haha

-the cruise was AMAZING. i tured 21 with my awesome girlies and had a blast.
-this semester is going to be rough! i am doing a breast exam on the girl in the class who is an f cup. no lie uve never seen boobs so big. and i am getting examined by the only male in the class. Dawn thinks that is like a sitcom. Also in one week ive already been assigned 19 chapters of reading. im glad i got such a good gpa last semester so maybe that will help me to not die
-spring recruitment: i hope we get some really good girls...
-next year im living off campus with people that are AWESOME. we have an inground pool and a jacuzzi in our house and it is just about the sweetest house ever. SWEET ASS HOUSE!

yup thats about it...the blanks can be filled in with parties, schoolwork, and parties lol. yes i lead a simple life :)

bornastar — Wed, 16 Nov 2005 17:00:49 GMT

wow its been a while. Quick update:

I got a new roomie! shes a tad odd but really nice and we get along well....and my old one is miserable!!!!! bwahaha

I joined a sorority- Phi Sigma Sigma which is filled with girls i love to death and im very happy...yup im sister katie warnock now bitches

It is possible that i am going to do better this semester then dawn.....thats right BETTER THEN DAWN!

my bestest friends are graduating this year. wow is that going to make me feel old.

Im turning 21 in like 7 and a half weeks. :)

I really like school this year. Its amazing how the difference where u live can completely change an experience. Last year i was miserable, but now i finally feel like tcnj is my home.

Thanksgiving is a week away. as soon as i get through this week of utter hell all thats left is finals. and then CHRISTMAS/CRUISE/BDAY!

I start clinicals in the spring...how scary is that?

well journal thats about all thetime i got 4 ya...on to my 10 page paper

the bitch is leaving!!!

bornastar — Thu, 15 Sep 2005 21:11:19 GMT

so my roomate who i hate more then like an std is moving out. and i get a new roomie named kathleen who seems normal tomorrow! sweeeeeeeeeet huh?

bornastar — Wed, 14 Sep 2005 04:59:34 GMT

Your IQ Is 105

Your Logical Intelligence is Below Average

Your Verbal Intelligence is Above Average

Your Mathematical Intelligence is Genius

Your General Knowledge is Average

A Quick and Dirty IQ Test

college and stuff

bornastar — Thu, 08 Sep 2005 14:54:08 GMT

so i guess its about time for an update huh? i passed biochem! in fact i got a b plus which is pretty damn good for a class that hard and i know of at least 5 kids in the class who failed!

im all moved into my room at school (which ok compared to everyone who doesnt go to tcnj sucks but for this school its damn good) I have my own bathroom and ac which is sweet. My roomate put up a palm tree and all of these little palmtree/flamingo lights so it looks like im living in a carribean christmas tree...a little gay but what are u gonna do? ive considered murder but it seems a little drastic for the second week. Besides, compared to the pieces of shit i lived with last year im in heaven :)

Work sucks. Nat and Morgan both left and now tj is talking about putting his 2 weeks in. This leaves me with Bill-ew laura-this 22 year old college graduate who doesnt know what she wants to do with her life and brittnay-this 18 year old drug using slutwhore who is dating tommy and making me hear every single thing they do sexually. yeahhhhhhh thats how work is nowadays. i wish i didnt need the money cuz id DEF quit if i didnt.

classes are good so far. a LOT of reading but no rediculous science course for once :) hopefully my goal of getting my gpa past a 3 happens this semester. it sucks going from a 3.9 to a 2.75 damn it! i mean granted i only have 3 classes in that 2.75 so it shouldnt be too hard to raise.

Dawn goes here now. She is joining our schools midevil times club, and is also playing dungeons and dragons with the kids on her floor. Anyone reading this who knows her needs to knock some sense into her so please do!!

The food here SUCKS. i mean really really SUCKS. the only satisfying thing about that is that ill probobly lose weight and look good for the cruise!

Speaking of which, my roomate who is like some kind of strange static cling that i cant seem to drop keeps asking if she can come on the cruise. I said id ask my friends. so friends...say no. She is really nice...just more clingy then i like so i want the cruise to be a chance to get AWAY from her, and everything else for that matter.

I miss my friends. and i miss smoking. but i DONT miss my parents and am so glad to be away from them so its a good balance. Plus i am making friends which is a good thing :)

The oc starts tonight. Why i feel that that is important to write about i dont know, but im excited so yay!

ok i guess i should go get some food before my class starts. ciao!

bornastar — Tue, 02 Aug 2005 04:01:24 GMT

so this studying thing really blows! 3 more days and then i have nothing to do till the 28th when i move into my dorm!!! till then...back to stupid carb metabolism :(

bornastar — Sun, 31 Jul 2005 05:01:39 GMT

The Expatriate
Achtung! You are 30% brainwashworthy, 27% antitolerant, and 28% blindly patriotic

Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism ("patriotism" for short) does not reach unhealthy levels. In Germany in the 30s, you would've left the country.

One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could be one of them, depending on your age.

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 31% on brainwashworthy

You scored higher than 38% on antitolerant

You scored higher than 36% on patriotic

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bornastar — Sun, 31 Jul 2005 04:55:19 GMT

the Ham

(34% dark, 65% spontaneous, 33% vulgar)

your humor style:
CLEAN | SPONTANEOUS | LIGHT

Your style's mostly goofy, innocent and feel-good. Perfect for parties and for the dads who chaperone them. You can actually get away with corny jokes, and I bet your sense of humor is a guilty pleasure for your friends. People of your type are often the most approachable and popular people in their circle. Your simple & silly good-naturedness is immediately recognizable, and it sets you apart in this sarcastic world.

PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Will Ferrell - Will Smith

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 11% on dark

You scored higher than 90% on spontaneous

You scored higher than 47% on vulgar

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bornastar — Wed, 27 Jul 2005 00:50:20 GMT

You scored as Bad Girlfriend. You're the exact opposite of what any guy wants or needs, unless he happens to need a quick lay. You're cruel. You toy with people. Unless your guy is like you, you're gonna end up lonely

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Bad Girlfriend

75%

Perfect Girlfriend

56%

Not interested Girlfriend

44%

Sensitive Girlfriend

25%

Motherly Girlfriend

13%

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HAHAHAHA how perfect is that!

bornastar — Sun, 17 Jul 2005 23:11:04 GMT

So its been a while...lets see. My summer class is going pretty well. I have the highest grade on 4 out of 5 tests...of course the one that wasnt the highest was a 69 so im not too proud of that one but the average on that was a 68 so at least i was above that! I got housing on campus so ill be living in new res which means i get my own bathroom! Im pretty excited considering that living off campus sucked and commuting would suck even more.

Me and nat are going to virginia beach for a few days in august which will be awesome cuz ill actually get to enjoy the little summer that i actually get. Plus i get to bring my new boogey board! (hey its the little things right?)

So far my summer has been very mellow so i have nothing huge to report. Studying and working all of the time doesnt leave me much time for fun...but its been pretty good considering. Life is good thats about all i got for u journal...Oh and that im making my audition tape to get onto the real world sometime this week. yesssss

bornastar — Tue, 14 Jun 2005 01:47:49 GMT

its been summer for like 3 days and i already have the tan of a beer girl...thats right all of the left of me right up to where my skirt stops. its sexy really be jealous all.

started hanging out with rob again, which is awesome cuz i misssssed him!

my summer class sucks balls. seriously, balls. i got the highest grade on my first test (dont worry im more shocked about it then anyone reading this) and am averaging about 4 hours of sleep a night. in fact as im writing this i have to shower still study for at least an hour and be at work in 8 hours. all i did today besides go to work was eat dinner.

me tom and nat just went to the beach on friday. we all used nats tanning oil. she got brown me and tom got red and we all got bitten by like a thousand mosquitos. oh yeah and tom used an old vodka bottle as a shovel. fun fun.

my sister graduates hs tomorrow. CRAZY! i seriously feel old now. i have class so i dont have to go thank god but im gonna need to buy her a present like asap. any suggestions?

me and nat bought a book of scratch offs for 300 bucks. when we will 5000 dollars and go on some awesome vacation. everyone that keeps calling us crazy will eat their words (or in reality laugh that we lost 300 hehe)

i miss kathy! i still havent met her bf which sucks because i know its important to her, and plus i need to make sure hes good enough for her! grr one day soon damn it i will!

ahh my dad just bought home the grocceries i need to study asap to get out of helping him put everything away. woohoo biochem!

bornastar — Tue, 10 May 2005 18:11:53 GMT

all i have to say is thank god im taking microbio by itself this semester...that class is evil!

bornastar — Fri, 29 Apr 2005 11:20:36 GMT

im working 7 days this week...i better end up rich. i have the cart 2day and its ganna rain and be like 4 degrees. YAYAYAYAY...barf. Ive decided i need a new boy. one with a future and no drug habit...is that asking so much? blegh im cranky this morning. im gonna go check the weather and then cry and then possibly leave. Yeah, and Im supposed to go to rutgers fest with katie...hopefully it gets nice out :/

bornastar — Thu, 14 Apr 2005 09:48:00 GMT

i GET to go to work at 6 am...lucky me :(

bornastar — Mon, 11 Apr 2005 16:04:01 GMT

blahhhh

bornastar — Sat, 02 Apr 2005 03:13:35 GMT

You Know You're Addicted to Buffy When...

You look at pieces of wood, deciding if they would make a good stake

You decide that you will only see your boyfriend at night and in the graveyard

"A happy slayer is a good slayer" becomes your motto

You have the whole collection of Buffy T-shirts

But you won't wear them - you want to keep them in mint condition.

You've taken up karate and practise your Buffy moves regularly

You refuse to go out after dark... just in case

You have suddenly taken a liking to tweed

You start calling your boyfriend Angel

You prefer to watch Buffy alone because other people just "don't get it"

You find yourself quoting the show several times a day

You go shopping for clothes and only purchase things that have appeared on the show

You always say the words "the wacky", "wiggins" and "a happy"

All your user names on the internet are "Willow"

You start hanging around libraries

You love to hack into the coroners office

You have either a cross necklace or a Claddaugh ring

You decide the graveyard is really cool hangout

You look at abandon warehouses in a whole new light

You never invite anyone into your house after dark

You find yourself in a situation and say "This is something Xander would do"

You are secretly in love with your best friend

Your licence plates read "Queen C"

You think "Too much Buffy? Never!"

You name your puppy Willow or Xander

You recite Amy's rat-turning spell when in the company of your older brother

You demand that people call you Buffy

Every time you step out of the shower you say "I seem to be having an extreem case of nudity"

You appoint yourself a watcher and choose someone to study/train etc.

You stay away from your teacher just incase they turn out to be prey-matis'

Your room looks like a shrine, you have Buffy posters as wallpaper, a Buffy bedspread, curtains etc.

You won't take cookies or mini pizza's from your Mom's new boyfriend

You find a whole new liking for miniture golfing

You hear that song "I hope you dance" and think of fighting Faith

You cried two hours after the fifth season finale of Buffy was over because she died even though you know she is coming back.

You pondered becoming a vengance demon after your last breakup.

You own enough Buffy comics and novels to have your bedroom be considered a fire hazard.

You won't go out past sunset unless armed to the teeth with stakes, crosses, and holy water.

You have crosses nailed over every window and door.

You start tracking the local murder rates after a new girl moves into town.

You read all the occult books in the school library searching for the Watcher diaries.

To you, sexual protection isn't birth control, it's making sure you're partner is human.

You practice sticking thumbtacks through houseflies and mosquitos--"Just to be safe."

You perform the reverse invitation spell after every visit from some person you haven't recently seen in sunlight.

You insist on traveling from class to class via the ceiling.

You try to exorcise the possessing hyena spirit when your best friend gets PMS.

You cast a gypsy soul curse on the sadistic principal who gave you a suspension.

You whittle wooden stakes.

You kick doors open.

You carry around a stake, just in case.

You take long walks in the cemetery at night.

You have a strange fear of hospitals.

You don't complain about going to church anymore because you remember that your supply of Holy Water is running kind of low.

You wear crosses every day and have a vast selection of them.

You never verbally invite anyone into your home.

You keep all your important information on yellow disks.

You avoid fraternity parties.

As a rule you don't like to be surprised.

Your friends are fearful that if they call during "Buffy Hour" they'll be in for a long lecture the next day.

You bookmark the Coroner's Office Web Site as a favorite place.

When you hear that there's a new librarian at your school, you slam open the doors of the library and yell; "Okay. What's the sitch?".

You can recite a whole Buffy episode(s).

You wallpaper your room with pictures of the Buffy cast and complain when there isn't enough space to put them all up.

You ask a priest to bless your bottle of Perrier.

Just for the hell of it, you enter Moloch into several search engines.

You name your doll Miss Edith.

You let your bird die of starvation.

You paint your nails like Drusilla.

When your brother comes back from the zoo, you won't let him in the house.

The only way you know how to say the word bitch is 'bitca'.

You get your hair cut like Buffy's and your hairdresser keeps remarking that the picture you show her (for your haircut) looks oddly familiar.

Whenever you quote Buffy Verse, you laugh hysterically while your friends stare at you like you've grown another ear.

You always protest that Buffy is NOT a ditz's name.

When watching a new Buffy episode, people gawk at you when you manage to say the actor's lines right before they do.

You can't think of a thing to talk about with people who have never watched a Buffy episode.

You spend hours on the net looking for new Buffy pictures.

You get really really excited whenever you do find any new pictures.

You sit on a grave twirling a yo-yo and say: "Come on, rise and shine. Some of us have a ton of trig homework waiting at home."

You look for padlocked sewer access systems in mausoleums.

You decide to be Buffy for Halloween but your friends don't notice a change.

You own everything possible with the words Buffy the Vampire Slayer on them.

You get wigged out by mimes and dummies.

You have a chest in your room with a fake bottom that contains garlic, stakes, holy water and crosses.

You freak whenever you have a substitute biology teacher.

You never go out with your boyfriend on the night of the full moon.

You avoid supposedly empty warehouses.

You have a fear of railroad spikes.

You punish your dolls.

You get a wheelchair just so that you can be called "Roller Boy".

You never have sex with your boyfriend for fear of what might happen to him.

You take up tae kwon do, kick boxing, karate, street fighting and gymnastics.

You eye your librarian to see if they're trying to tell you that you're the next Slayer.

You sleep with a stake under your pillow.

You sneak out of your bedroom window at night and hang out at the park because you've heard that several people have died there lately of exsanguination.

You're horrified of people who have never even heard of Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

You want to kill people who dis the show.

You dream of past lives as a Slayer.

Whenever you have a dream and you see your friend in it you run up to them the next day and choke them as you shout: "What do you know?".

You never sign in someone's yearbook "Have a nice summer!".

You don't like to use the word Master.

You write Buffy FanFic.

You date men whom you meet in dark alleys (but only after kicking them in the head).

You bring a fire extinguisher to cheerleading tryouts.

You get nominated at school as "Person Most Likely To Be The Next Slayer".

You buy knee-high boots.

You get five holes pierced in each ear.

You're on a first name basis with all the actors of BtVS except that you've never met them.

Though they used to appreciate your interest, the actors on BtVs are now scared to death of you.

You check people's lockers to make sure they don't have any books such as 'Gray's Anatomy' and 'Mortician Desk Reference'.

You read a Buffy transcript at least once a day.

You befriend a computer genius and her dorky friend.

You file complaints that the substitute biology teacher is harassing you.

When asked what your hobbies are you answer; "Slay...slay...slave to the television".

As far as you are concerned, Buffy and co. are actual people.

You drive to California to look for Sunnydale, you dial operator and ask him where it is, operator says there is no such place and you yell back at him that he's probably in league with some demons to keep you out of Sunnydale.

You enroll at Torrance High School.

All the actors on the show are shown a picture of you and are told to stay away at all costs.

When asked what you'll do when you're older you answer either dead or it's already been 'sealed in fate'.

You tape all Buffy episodes, then retape them so they're in chronological order.

You buy all the CDs of songs that have ever been on Buffy.

You've been to all 1000 or so Buffy sites on the net.

You legally change your name to Buffy Anne Summers (or another character from the show).

You practically had a nervous breakdown when the series ended.

You cannot remember what you did with your life before Buffy.

Your motto is 'Life is short' or 'Seize the day'.

You never bring your date to the morgue.

When buying your Halloween costume you make sure it's something you'd like to be in real life.

You always beat up a snitch.

You nail crucifixes to your wall.

You needed to visit a grief counselor when Tara died.

You make sure your parents never come to Parent-Teacher night at school.

You watch, mock and laugh at talent shows.

When given an egg for parenting in Sex Ed class you boil it or smash it with something heavy.

You're frightened of cheerleader wannabes.

You avoid saunas, who knows what they put in the steam?

You don't let people with long fingernails get too close to your throat.

You use a Thesulan Orb as a paperweight.

Whenever there's a Sadie Hawkins dance at school you lock yourself in your room.

You refuse to buy any candy being sold by the band at school.

You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends who are addicted to Buffy.

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bornastar — Thu, 31 Mar 2005 15:20:25 GMT

Ginger is getting adopted this sunday...and what truly sucks is that i cant even be there to say goodbye. Stupid heron glen! Oh well its probobly better so i dont bawl again. My parents arent letting me get anymore, which i hate to admit is probobly for the better. Summer is coming and ill have no time with work and the other asshole things ill do lol.

Ok i need to flush my easter candy down the toilet! every good diet move i make is just killed with jellybeans. The goal is 105, without losing the weight only from my boobs. Im betting that wont happen.

booo time to go to work...pray i make money!

bornastar — Sun, 13 Mar 2005 06:41:26 GMT

im tired so short update:

Nat is 21: Houlihans, the city, dancing, drinking, getting groped etc etc

Abby is gone: She was adopted and i cried like an asshole...i miss her

Ginger is here: I did NOT chose her name but shes a sweety and i will love her too

Dawn turns 18 on monday: SHE CAN VOTE! and smoke legally (not that she will haha)

I got my higest bowling score ever: 143! (if u suck like me then thats AMAZING)

I quit smoking: it lasted 12 hours

Ahh thats enough im tired goodnight!

bornastar — Mon, 07 Mar 2005 06:21:32 GMT

So Im pretty sure Abby is getting adopted...Im happy because i really liked the family but shes my little cuddle buddy! But this is good cuz now another little dudes life is gonna get saved...as long as i concentrate on that fact i wont miss her like crazy :(

Blahhh back to studying while everyone else at tcnj enjoys spring break

bornastar — Mon, 28 Feb 2005 17:20:10 GMT

come on snow could u hurry up already...i want at least 5 inches by 5 o clock!

oh and my stupid dog will only go to sleep when one song plays...im gonna kill ryan cabrerra

Dear Abby

bornastar — Tue, 22 Feb 2005 18:44:09 GMT

Abby, thats the name of the puppy (we got to name her yay) and she is barely 8 weeks old. she spent the first night ever without her mom or brothers and sisters last night and it was a looooooooooong night. She cried all night and finally at like 4 am i got so fed up that i just slept in the hallway. that did the trick...as soon as i sat on the blanket she curled up into a ball and passed out. Shes lucky i lived with shitballs last semester or i may have killed her...but in comparison shes pretty good lol. She is a pooping machine and i swear if u give her a bisquit or a treat run for the hills cuz the poo is a comin! I gave her a bath (which pew she needed) and she looked at me like i was satan or something...oh thats funny too. when amy (the foster main lady) gave us the dog she said we could name it as long as we didnt name it lucifer or something...i guess a dog named penis wouldnt adopt well either then hehe. Twinkie ignores the puppy, and the puppy loves twinkie and chases her and licks her and smells her butt...and twinkie just looks at her like "excuse me u little runt but this is MY house" Im gonna make them friends so maybe twinkie will be the one alseep in the hallway instead of me lol. ahhh its getting awfully quiet in there...which could mean sleep...or could mean trouble! Im gonna go check on her but if any of u understand livejournal who do u put pictures into a post? I know kathy can do it but i am computer retarded so yeah...HELP!

bornastar — Thu, 17 Feb 2005 06:39:17 GMT

Its official. I am getting a puppy. Well im fostering a puppy but still im totally excited. I love dogs way too much to see them die for no reason and i finally convinced my parents...how i still dont know but they are all for it. AND my dad said that if nobody would take it and that it would be put to sleep because it had no home that i could keep it assuming i take it with me when i move out!!! Of course i would want to do that so im a happy camper :) Well hopefully someone will want to take it so i can foster more then one. I have a dog and this way more dogs can live to see adulthood. Yay!!! im talking to the lady tomorrow to see what and when im getting the dog...and then everyone who reads this can come visit it so it can become more socialized!!! yayyyyy!

bornastar — Thu, 03 Feb 2005 17:01:15 GMT

i made 160 dollars selling back books...yay!

bornastar — Fri, 28 Jan 2005 07:26:36 GMT

i really have to start having a better sleep schedule...i am gonna try to sleep now and wake up early...well not that early but like 11ish...only having one class is making me too lazy damn it and that is something i do not like!